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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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