just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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