you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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