At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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