Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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