You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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