No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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