did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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