it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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