plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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