sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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