Those balls look pretty dangerous.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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