shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I didn't notice because vodka
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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