if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sorry about my life...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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