just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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