love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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