so explain again why im purple
no
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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