Non-Jews are for practice
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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