I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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