Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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