I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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