Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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