This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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