Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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