yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The air was thick with penises
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Text me some of your sweat
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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