And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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