I hope mine doesn't look like that
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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