If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Randomize
