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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what does that even mean?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

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(610): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night. (215): what does that even mean? (610): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life. http://tfl.nu/owon

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis

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(781): Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis http://tfl.nu/4nxt

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(706): View more from Georgia

we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.

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(706): we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating. http://tfl.nu/lk5p

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(616): View more from Michigan

my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.

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does that include her cleaning your bowl?

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(616): my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave. (1-616): does that include her cleaning your bowl? http://tfl.nu/8sts

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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(270): Don't worry. I has chaperone. http://tfl.nu/r0c5

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(713): View more from Texas

She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.

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(713): She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing. http://tfl.nu/4ei8

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(786): View more from Florida

You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.

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(786): You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager. http://tfl.nu/4g1t

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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(+44): Hey, did you take me to hospital last night? http://tfl.nu/iu9j

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(281): View more from Texas

JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US

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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW

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THE REISLING ATRACEX US

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(281): JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US (281): WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW (281): THE REISLING ATRACEX US http://tfl.nu/6tcy

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(406): View more from Montana

I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.

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(406): I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead. http://tfl.nu/61nj

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.

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I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am

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(724): I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed. (412): I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am http://tfl.nu/5n3j

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.

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(651): I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do. http://tfl.nu/obfe

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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.

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(729): Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete. http://tfl.nu/1y7k

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(804): View more from Virginia

Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.

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(804): Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal. http://tfl.nu/5gs5

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(574): View more from Indiana

Paige is home safe.

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Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.

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(574): Paige is home safe. (574): Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys. http://tfl.nu/n38o

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