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(303): View more from Colorado

Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher

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(303): Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher http://tfl.nu/qru2

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How did you manage that?

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Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

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lol... jersey girls rock

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(203): How did you manage that? (860): Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis (203): lol... jersey girls rock http://tfl.nu/qjnw

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i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"

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(706): i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!" http://tfl.nu/rg7b

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I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!

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What does that even mean?

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(903): I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude! (1-903): What does that even mean? http://tfl.nu/qhna

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(573): View more from Missouri

Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(573): Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night? http://tfl.nu/dwv8

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

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(508): I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe http://tfl.nu/0gxj

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(415): View more from California

I have another pimple on my ass cheek.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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(415): I have another pimple on my ass cheek. (420): I'll be there in 10 minutes. http://tfl.nu/3vda

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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.

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(773): Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom. http://tfl.nu/dmbr

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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.

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(513): Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this. http://tfl.nu/ipvr

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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.

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(423): Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this. http://tfl.nu/rnqg

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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.

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(919): being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her. http://tfl.nu/7get

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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?

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(415): theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours? http://tfl.nu/bjo4

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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.

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(513): Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right. http://tfl.nu/n7uj

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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.

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(281): Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success. http://tfl.nu/agha

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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit

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(714): I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit http://tfl.nu/55p1

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