So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.