Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
please come you make the beer taste better
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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