We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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