He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Pooping to opera.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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