Ambien. No doubt about it.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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