office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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