I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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