As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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