Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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