Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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