I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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