How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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