Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
