Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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