I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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