whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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