when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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