S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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