so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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