At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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