I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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