Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
