Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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