So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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