How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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