I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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