I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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