oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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