that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
