i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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