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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.

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(407): View more from Florida

I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging

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(614): View more from Ohio

It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You working tonight?

(856): View more from New Jersey

Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess

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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here

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